Saturn gets bad press in the astrological world, blamed for many human woes — from poverty and serious illness to miserable relationships and failure. He’s the parental figure of the cosmos who wags a stern finger at us when we’d rather goof off and have fun. He’s the dentist who extracts a painful tooth and the teacher who scolds us for not following the rules. He’s the marriage partner who tells us we’re not doing enough around the house or committing deeply enough to the relationship.