Once upon a time, Golyga ran into a grasshopper full of self importance. Golyga tried to avoid greeting and talking to the grasshopper because no one is more boring than a self important grasshopper but unfortunately, the grasshopper had spotted Golyga and wasn’t going to let him go by without accosting him.

Excuse me, said the grasshopper. Aren’t you the great and mighty Golyga, known far and wide as a teacher and educator of babies?