I had a dream the other night that my friend’s mother came to me and said that a bird had bitten her finger and pooped on her at the same time. Her finger was really hurting her. I actually felt the dream was so real that I got up out of my bed, went to my medicine cabinet, and took out the antibiotic ointment and some Band-Aids. When I was heading back to my bed, I realized that it was only a dream. I rarely see my friend’s mother because she lives in another state now. This dream was very off the wall.

— Denise, Chesapeake, VA